Apple QuickTime movie | 2000-11-08 | 25.7 MB | 480x360 | 24fps | 2 minutes, 28 seconds
Transcription: My beloved reader, prepare yourself for the most impure tale ever to spread from the mind of man. Our story concerns a nymph named Justine. The prettier maid has ever entered the manor. The old priest lifted her skirt high above her Venus mound. So bright. Begging to be plucked. I've actually read this one. I've memorized it. The novel's overripe style revealed to be the work of the Marquis de Sade. And that's not all. He composes his prose from inside a madhouse. Careful, the ink's gone wet. Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when it's lubricated. I ...
(.mp4)